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Dude. Watch Your Choice of Words.

Tiger Woods is back and he gave a press conference and blah blah blah blah. I have to admit that one little soundbite caught my attention. Referring to the support he’s gotten from his fellow golfers at the Master’s, he said, “The encouragement I got, it blew me away.” Even more so than the oral [...]

Something Good Has Come of All This (So To Speak!)

So it’s tax day, and in response, some right-wing nuts threw a bunch of “tea parties.” As I’ve mentioned before, fortunately these nuts have embraced the term teabagging. The protests are stupid, but at least now everyone on the planet will know what teabagging is. I mean, once David Gergen gets the reference, surely we’ve [...]

A Problem, a Solution, and a Problem

The Body Shop, a legendary (thanks to Motley Crue!) strip club in West Hollywood, had a major fire, putting it out of commission. I have an irrational fear of fire the way that, say, some do of spiders or snakes. So I can only imagine that the strippers are hesitating to go back to work. [...]

Oh, It Stimulates the Package

It seems that many Americans, feeling the pinch of rising gas prices and drowning in their own debt, are using their economic stimulus package money for regular expenses. See, what we were supposed to do is go buy some shit. It’s the American way. But we’re not buying anything. There’s been one exception: porn. Summer [...]