Oh, It Stimulates the Package

It seems that many Americans, feeling the pinch of rising gas prices and drowning in their own debt, are using their economic stimulus package money for regular expenses. See, what we were supposed to do is go buy some shit. It's the American way. But we're not buying anything.

There's been one exception: porn. Summer is typically the slow time for porn membership websites, and yet since the stimulus checks went out, their sales have been, uh, tumescent.

Ah, the Republican Party, the party of family values--nay, the party of Jesse Helms! The Grand Old Party's bringing us some Grand Old Porn. Well done, Pubes!