Puffin Personals - Walter

Lonely single male seeking female. Or anyone, really.

About me
I'm desperately alone.

About you
I really don't care at all, as long as you help me get out from under the weight of this crushing loneliness.

Send messages to Box Walter6431 c/o B&E comments below.

Puffin Personals - Jackie

Spunky, adventurous lover-of-life looking for an extreme sports partner for adrenaline-chasing, natural highs, and high-octane romance.

About me
I'm a cliff diver, skate punk, base jumper, free faller, snowboarder, tree climber, Red Bull drinker, body piercer, storm surfer, wave jumper, ice climber, BMX biker, deep sea diver, storm chaser, short track speed skater, bungee jumper, high flyer, and competitive eater. During mating season, I dig, and I dig deep and hard. And when it's egg-laying time, I fucking lay an egg, muthas.

About you
You just need to keep up, you big nancy.

Send messages to Box Jackie6000 c/o of B&E comments below.

Puffin Personals - Chad

Hello, ladies! Hot, single, hardy bird looking for a good time with the ladies! It's mating season, chickadees! Let's get down! I gots a whole lotta love to give!

About me
I like hot chicks, ugly chicks, skinny chicks, fat chicks, crazy chicks, normal chicks, any chicks, beer, partying, the American Pie series (American Wedding was totally the best!), beer, chillin' with my homies, my Playstation, low riders (cars and jeans!), beer, my Wii, my weed, Rush Week, and beer. I don't like total dorks.

About you
If you're a chick with a colorful beak, I want a piece of that ass! I'll show you a good time, puffin-style!

Send messages to Box Chad6969 c/o B&E comments below.

Puffin Personals - Gladys

Single, black and white female with colored beak for mating season seeks male of same ilk for companionship and possibly more.

About me
Sweet and shy, I enjoy the simple pleasures: flights along the cliff, nesting, and reruns of "Everybody Loves Raymond."

About you
You are caring and supportive of my dreams, willing to dive sixty meters for food, and able to set up my finicky Tivo.

Send messages to Box Gladys6553, c/o B&E Comments below.