Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade - Final Thoughts

So the Parade is still on in the background while we get ready to go to the movies, and we just caught "Nothin' Like a Dame." One of these days, I'd like to see a rendition of that song that isn't sung by raging queens.

OK, now I'm really done.

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade - High energy!

We're off to a cheertacular start with about a million cheerleaders doing a routine to a fucked up techno mix of classic hits and other songs I've never heard before. Girls flipping in the background, shit-eating grins in the foreground.

And even the ads are Macy's.

The voice-over announcer keeps promoting an appearance by Miley Cyrus. I have a feeling she won't appear for another two-and-a-half hours.

Snoopy flew behind Al Roker. Selma Blair is very happy about that.

We're twelve minutes into this thing.

Yeah, I'm done. The missus and I are going to an early show at the movies. James Bond or Four Christmases? I guess we'll decide once we get there.

Thanks for enjoying the B&E live blog of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade - Live Blog!

Oh, B&E readers, have I got a treat for you today! Thanksgiving Day Parade! Excuse me... the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! It sucks every year! How hard will it suck this year?

So far so awful! Matt, Meredith, and Roker are irritatingly chipper!

The ribbon's cut, and they're off! They're reading the special guest stars and I'm already exhausted. Fuck me.

Stay tuned!