It’s common knowledge to the five of you who still read this blog that I’m no fan of Rick Santorum. If you’re curious, you can do a quick search for “Santorum” in the search box to see some of the results. Or click on the Dickhead tag. You’ll find him eventually.
Or Google “Santorum” because that’ll work out well for you.
Rick Santorum is running for president and even won the Iowa caucuses. The Republican voters hate Mitt Romney so much that they actually momentarily considered Rick Santorum a viable alternative. What a shitshow.
The good news is that Rick Santorum has a really great promotion on his website. And believe it or not, I mean it sincerely, not sarcastically.
For a mere $100, you can get the iconic Rick Santorum sweater vest. Heck, I like his promotion so much, I’ll even link to it.
What the website doesn’t tell you is whether it comes with the iconic Santorum stain on it.