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Archive of entries posted on April 2011

My Budget Proposal

No, I didn’t watch the President’s budget proposal today. I have a job. But the Republican party has already won this argument, because the whole thing is being discussed on their terms. The deficit is the single biggest threat to our democracy. Really? Right now? The deficit is more important than job creation? So I’m [...]

Keep Your Hot Wax Away From My Nethers

I’m a bald man. But with baldness on the head comes hair everywhere else. This is my least favorite part of being bald. But if Bliss Spa thinks I’m going for a He-Wax, they’re out of their fucking minds. I mean, really. Ouch. Even ouchier might be the damned copy on the He-Wax page. To [...]