If that doesn’t freak you out, it should. Those are fucking bears! And they’re digging into the frozen ground, opening coffins, and eating the semi-preserved bodies. They’re doing this shit without opposable thumbs, and that, my friends, is fucked up. I mean, come on:
“In Karelia one bear learned how to do it [open a coffin]. He then taught the others,” she added, suggesting: “They are pretty quick learners.”
“Quick learners”? Who’s the fucking teacher? A fucking bear taught them to eat fucking corpses out of a closed fucking coffin! A bear is teaching other bears that?
Not only that, but they’re acquiring a taste for human flesh now. It’s only a hop, skip, and a jump from semi-preserved dead bodies to fully preserved live ones. Just wait until Teacher Bear shares that knowledge with those quick fucking learners.
What the fuck, B&E readers? What the fuck?!