Tuesday, February 23, 2010

You Left Out Your Biggest Enemy

Steve King, Dickhead of the House from Iowa, says a lot of crazy, and occasionally gets called out on the crazy.

Steve King recently spoke at CPAC, the annual conference brought to you by the ever-reasonable American Conservative Union, which in spite of its obvious anti-union leanings has "union" in its name (branding issues!).

Anyway, Representative Steve King addressed the crowd and defined our enemies. He mentioned, of course, al-Qaeda and the Taliban. And by "al-Qaeda and the Taliban" I mean, "anyone who disagrees with Representative Steve King."
I want to define that enemy. They are: liberals; they are progressives; they are Che Guevareans, they are Castroites, they're socialists. More enemies on this list: Gramsciites -- ring anybody's bell? -- Trotskyites, Maoists, Stalinists, Leninists, Marxists. They're all our enemies.
Yes, well done. Half of America is your enemy, Steve King.

I could go on about how stupid Steve King is, but hell, I'm his enemy, so any cogent argument is easily dismissed by him and his supporters.

But photographs don't lie, Steve King. That comb-over isn't fooling anyone. I hate to break it to you: you're bald. And everyone knows it.

When it comes right down to it, you're just a bald Dickhead. And your enemy is testosterone.

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At 2:49 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have nothing funny to say, I just want you to know that I am reading your blog, but not in a big brother is watching way (or big sister as the case may be) the case is, that is the case, I would be considered big sister watching, but technically I am younger than you, so little sister watching, but I was just reading...and laughing, not judging and watching.
-Dee from Southside of Sunnyside

At 8:37 PM , Blogger Missy said...

Maybe you need a bald and not effective category.

At 12:40 AM , Blogger Tony said...

He left out the Eduard Bernstein Revisionists...that'd be me - whew, I'm safe ;-)


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