Off To a Great Start, Dickhead

Hey, remember Rick Santorum? Reach back into the bowels of your brain and you might find him lurking there. "Consensual sex between gay people should be illegal." He's that guy.

Anyway, Rick's trying to prove that he's unpopular on a national level and not just in his home state of Pennsylvania. In other words, he's considering a run for the presidency. Go, Rick!

He's showing his brilliance already. He says that Sarah Palin has some explaining to do.

Yeah, no shit, Rick. That's why people run for president. To explain themselves. You'll have to explain yourself, too, you fucking idiot.