Thursday, October 29, 2009

Thank You for Your Patience

Oh, B&E readers, I do not take you (all seven of you) for granted. I know I have been terribly lax during my time in the wilderness, especially in the past couple of weeks. But I have been thinking of you.

And as I return to the land of the urban, I shall regale you with stories. Oh, yes, I shall.

For example, I now know how to take down a goose. Not that I've had to. But I could. So if, on my way off the farm, that gray bastard of a gander comes my way, I'm fucking ready for him. In or out of my car.

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At 9:12 AM , Blogger ArtsyFartsyTim said...

I have my doubts…

 

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