Monday, July 06, 2009

It Was Over Before Screech Could Yell, "Moo Goo Gai Pan."

As Curt (Bald Bro), if that is indeed his name, points out in the comments of a previous posting, you really do need to have a sense of humor if you're going to pay attention to the New York Senate these days.

Over the holiday weekend, Governor Paterson called for special sessions, so that the little bitches who call themselves New York Senators can work out a goddamn deal and begin to take care of the people's business again. Sunday's session lasted three minutes. Three fucking minutes. Let's see... What else can you do in three minutes?

- Transfer at Grand Central from the 7 train to the 4/5 train.
- Listen to "More" by The Sundays.
- Let your French press steep (if you're the missus - I prefer the full five).
- Get rid of the Jehovah's Witnesses at your door.
- Enjoy a nice daydream.
- Read this post (even if you read slowly).
- Have sex to completion (if you're an anxious teenager who suffers from premature ejaculation).

All of those things are far more productive, useful, and successful than our New York Senate.

Not that I usually condone fishing for comments, but feel free to tell me what you can do in three minutes, thereby making you more productive than the New York Senate.

[Oh, and you all have my lesbian ex-girlfriend to thank for the title, as she posted a link to this "Celebrity Shtup" from Heeb Magazine. Please be forewarned: It is not for the faint of heart. Or children. Or mothers. At least not my mother. Mother, please don't read it. Although it too will take you less than three minutes.]

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6 Comments:

At 3:53 AM , Anonymous curt(bald bro said...

dan, they should have put their razors to good use during those 3 mins. then they'd all be bald and effective! :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGoVzVSALpE

 
At 1:11 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

it takes three minutes to email senator onorato that he should consider retirement before the next primary.onorato@senate.state.ny.us -Deanna

 
At 3:27 AM , Anonymous curt(bald bro said...

re: the b in b&e
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHqTD6CaTbA&feature=related

 
At 3:30 AM , Anonymous curt(bald bro said...

dan, think you'll like this one for several reasons! :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1zTcbwPHMg&feature=related

 
At 3:12 AM , Anonymous curt(bald bro said...

re: discipline and respect
http://www.flickr.com/photos/39717304@N03/3702934621/

 
At 4:23 PM , Anonymous blondandeffective said...

What can I do in three minutes? Vomit, after following the Celebrity Schtup link and reading the article.

 

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