Citi Is Shiti

Well, we saw this coming. After so much bad publicity (or in this case, publiCiti), Citigroup is thinking of backing out of its $400 million marketing deal with the New York Mets which, as we all know, includes naming rights to the new stadium, still currently called CitiField.

Imagine that: you're a large part of the reason the economy is in the crapper, you're totally insolvent, you receive billions in bailout funds, and you're surprised that people aren't buying the argument, "But it's not the same money!"

Man, I hate these Citiguys.

It's been a rough financial off-season for the Mets' owners, the Wilpon family. First, they lose a bundle in the Madoff scam. Now, their corporate sponsor might be pulling its millions out.

How in the hell are they expected to sign Manny Ramirez if they keep losing money at this rate? Oh, Wilpons. You poor, rich people.