Stupidity Is the Best Birth Control?

So perhaps smarter men have more sperm.

But if idiots have got such namby-pamby sperm counts, how come so many of them knock up so many ladies all the time? And how do you explain those families with more than a dozen kids? I mean, that's really not smart. But the sperm is clearly strong and wise.

Hell, I'm gonna leave these hard questions to the smart, fertile people and revel in my tiny intellect/sperm count.