Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade - High energy!

We're off to a cheertacular start with about a million cheerleaders doing a routine to a fucked up techno mix of classic hits and other songs I've never heard before. Girls flipping in the background, shit-eating grins in the foreground.

And even the ads are Macy's.

The voice-over announcer keeps promoting an appearance by Miley Cyrus. I have a feeling she won't appear for another two-and-a-half hours.

Snoopy flew behind Al Roker. Selma Blair is very happy about that.

We're twelve minutes into this thing.

Yeah, I'm done. The missus and I are going to an early show at the movies. James Bond or Four Christmases? I guess we'll decide once we get there.

Thanks for enjoying the B&E live blog of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!