Gimme a Breather, You Bastard

It hasn't even been three weeks since the B&E election feature What Stood Out This Week came to its logical and happy conclusion, and fucking Bobby Jindal is trying to make me start it up again.

Oh, excuse me. That's Mr. Fucking Governor Bobby Jindal to me. He went to Iowa to speak at a fundraiser for a conservative Iowa group. Dude. Seriously. Dude.

It's four years before we vote for president again, and if I have to start this feature again more than two years before that day, I'm gonna need to up my blood pressure medication one or two bumps.

I mean, really, Mr. Fucking Governor Bobby Jindal. The most recently elected presidential candidate hasn't even taken office yet, so if you could ease up just a little bit, that would be terrific.

And anyway, don't you still have a city to rebuild? What the hell is the matter with you?