Republican Convention Watch 2008 - Mike Huckabee

Aw, shucksabee. It's Mike Huckabee!

I'm not really paying attention to the lineup tonight. But I just heard him say a bad word about European government, and with a missus from Scotland, well, that shit don't fly so much in our house.

He's railing against "government handouts," but I'd sure like to hear someone talk about the government handouts to corporations.

OK, charming Mike Huckabee's now being a Dickhead, too. Enough of Huckabee.

Yeah, so I refuse to call myself a Democrat, but I am decidedly not a Republican. These fuckin' guys repulse me.

Every single speaker has said, "country first" in their speeches. The goal of a convention is to be on message without seeming overtly planned. Um... This whole thing is really planned out.

And lame.