Republican Convention Watch 2008 - Gustav

It's amazing that the RNC logo never got a redesign...

I've got the TV on, ready to stave off the nausea caused by a convention center full of Pubes, but tonight it looks a lot more like Gossip Girl.

I mean, in general, a Republican convention looks like the cast of Gossip Girl aged about forty years, but tonight it looks exactly like Gossip Girl, perhaps because it is Gossip Girl. The missus was very excited about tonight's season premiere of Gossip Girl, so she's relieved that we don't have a faceful of Bush/Cheney instead.

In fact, this whole hurricane thing is probably the best thing that could've happened (politically) to the Republican Party. After all, who are the least popular Republicans in the country right now? That'd be George W. Bush and Dick Head Cheney. Well, their appearances have been canceled. Lucky, lucky Republicans.

In the meantime, poor, poor Louisianans. Let's hope that the damage is limited to the early reports, that the levees hold, and that any help they need is there and waiting.