A Strangely Large Number of Rocks

I had a dream this morning that I was somehow swept away in Mayor Mike Bloomberg's entourage. He was on his way to throw out the first pitch at the Yankees game, and he and his security detail were clad in Yankees jackets.

So there I was, standing on the grass at Yankee Stadium during the "Star Spangled Banner." It felt pretty cool, I have to admit.

But the field wasn't in very good condition. The grass was frayed along the edges and in the dirt was full of gravel. Yankee Stadium was a glorified sandlot.

And I was totally wearing my Mets cap.