Doctor, You Reek of Baldism

Howard Levy, MD wrote a column this week for Yahoo! Health in which he helps readers asses if they might go bald. It is titled, Baldness: Are You at Risk?

The premise of that question requires that baldness be a problem.

Doctor Levy! Calling Doctor Levy! Many of us have no problem whatsoever being bald. This issue of risk is therefore not applicable.

Doctor Howard Levy, you have within you deep-seeded baldism. Go find a support group, you baldist bigot.