Lesbians Hate Lesbians II: Rise of the Lesbians

A couple of months ago, some Lesbians brought suit against the lesbians in an attempt to get them to stop using the term that means from Lesbos. Well, the Lesbians lost, a victory for lesbians everywhere.

Not only that, but the Lesbians that brought the suit have to pay the court costs. So those angry Lesbians are also out about $360.

Also relevant to the trial was that thing that all of us in New York know: lesbians are good for the economy...

Several residents testified during the trial that the use of the word lesbian had brought recognition to the island and boosted its tourist trade.

But beware, Lesbians. That's a double-edged sword, because once the lesbians move into any given neighborhood, the locals get priced out. Although there are a lot of lesbians in Park Slope, I suspect that most Lesbians would not be able to afford to buy a home there.

Regardless, go lesbians! Way to put the Lesbians in their place!