I'm Totally Glad She Chose Jesse

After what that rotten scoundrel Brad did to her, Deanna totally deserved to fall in love, and I'm so glad she chose Jesse over Jason. Jason is a totally great guy, but Jesse was totally the right choice for Deanna. Deanna totally makes Jesse tingle, and Jesse totally makes Deanna giddy. Jesse's so fun, and Deanna's so free-spirited, and they both have totally awesome bodies. They're totally perfect for each other, and I just know that they're totally gonna be happy for the rest of their lives.