Best Reason to Vote Obama Yet

Is it the hope? Is it the change? What's your reason for voting Obama? What's that? Don't have one yet? Well, if hope seems too vague, and you're just a bit too cynical for change, there's finally a compellingly tangible rationale to join the "Vote Obama" movement.

An Obama Administration would rid us of a Baldwin! We would even get to keep the one that's so funny on "30 Rock"! It's one of the other, less useful Baldwins!

More change! Less Baldwin! More hope! Less Baldwin!