Lesbians Hate Lesbians

As most lesbians and Lesbians know, the poet Sappho lived on the isle of Lesbos and wrote beautifully celebrating the love between women. Women who love women embraced lesbian as their label, and now the Lesbians are fed up.

A Lesbian law suit against a Greek lesbian organization demands that the lesbians remove lesbian from their name. Dimitris Lambrou is one particularly angry Lesbian:

Lambrou said the word lesbian has only been linked with gay women in the past few decades. "But we have been Lesbians for thousands of years," said Lambrou, who publishes a small magazine on ancient Greek religion and technology that frequently criticizes the Christian Church.

He is also quoted as saying, "My sister can't say she's a Lesbian." Well, now, Lesbian Lambrou, there's no reason she can't call herself a Lesbian. There's a very clear distinction between Lesbians and lesbians. After all, one is capitalized.

Spread the love, Lesbians. What is the world coming to when Lesbians hate lesbians? After all, lesbians have a difficult enough time of things without hatred from Lesbians.