There Must be a Serious Candidate Shortage

Some of you may have heard about Idaho Senator Larry Craig, now famous for picking up dudes in airport bathrooms or for his wide stance, depending upon whose version of the story you believe.

Well, Larry's got himself a challenge from Pro-Life. Just the one name: like Cher.

That's right, dear B&E readers. An organic strawberry farmer in Idaho who was once Marvin Pro-Life Richardson has legally changed his name to just Pro-Life, so that the state can't keep the words Pro-Life off the ballot. You see, Idaho has a law that slogans can't appear in the voting booths.

Pro-Life found a way around that, bitches! IN YOUR FACE! VOTE PRO-LIFE!

And you all thought organic farmers were just a bunch of leftist hippies.