Nothing Pushes for Peace Like a Huge Dick

Lost in the Client 9 news of yesterday was the announcement of the pushiest push for pushy peace in the history of pushy peace pushes. What am I talking about? I'm not sure. But I do know that President George W. Bush has dispatched Dick Cheney to the Middle East to work out an Israeli-Palestinian peace agreement.

We've got anorexics fighting for bigger portion sizes at posh restaurants. We've got children screaming to watch Charlie Rose. We've got Cuba Gooding, Jr. sitting down quietly.

I mean, "Wha-wha-whaaaaat?" From the article:

Bush said Monday in the Oval Office that Cheney would "reassure people that the United States is committed to a vision of peace in the Middle East."

Mmmrrr?

Mr. President, since when does Dick's presence reassure a commitment to peace? For crying out loud, this is a man who shot his friend in the face.

Nice goin', genius.