Iowa Caucus Results!

Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee win Iowa!

Here, in Scotland, the media seems quite excited to be reporting this news of "change" in American politics. We've seen some clips of the acceptance speeches, and one thing is for sure:

Chuck Norris has some white choppers.

(If you haven't seen them, find some video of the Huckster's victory speech in Iowa. You can't escape the glow of Walker, Texas Ranger's pearly whites.)