Choose Your Place to Blow the Smoke

I don't much trust that Mitt Romney fella. Politicians tend to say what they think you want to hear, but Mitt takes this trait to a goddamned extreme. He's like the basejumper of ass-smoke-blowers.

Today he promised to save the economy of the South. There are several problems with a promise like that, but for my money, the biggest problem is that he made his promise in a town called Bluffton.

Dude, you can't lie to the people of Bluffton. You think they won't see through that shit?