A New York Tornado?

Apparently, a tornado warning has been issued for eastern Brooklyn and southern Queens. Look, National Weather Service, I grew up in Kansas, where tornadoes wipe out entire towns. So you'll forgive me, NY1, if I don't get all scared and panicky. I'm gonna make some coffee.

UPDATE (4:15 P.M.): Apparently a tornado actually touched down in Brooklyn for the first time in 100 years. I'm an asshole. My coffee was good, though.