Ah, to Have Roger Cedeno Out of my Life

It's always bothered me (a lot) that Roger Cedeno held the Mets record for most stolen bases in a season. This is a guy for whom sportswriters created a shortcut key in order to type more efficiently, "Cedeno misplayed a fly ball, resulting in a triple."

Well, Jose Reyes finally swiped enough bases to get Roger out of the Mets' record books. And I couldn't be more pleased about it. Even though the Mets can't seem to beat the Padres.

Ladies (and gay men), enjoy this hunky photo of Professoro Reyes, who first will steal the base and then will steal your heart.

As for me, dear B&E readers, I'm heading out to Shea tomorrow night to see if I can keep my winning streak alive and improve to 9-0 this season. Let's go Mets!