That Other B&E
Two words for you today, B&E readers: Bald Eagles.Some say bald eagles represent America. But it's so much more. Bald eagles are the symbol of all things bald. They represent total liberty from hair. Freedom from follicles spread across their wings like peanut butter across a slice of Wonder Bread.
And good news! Now, bald eagles off the endangered species list.
It's grand that bald eagles are making a comeback. But the truly good news is that I can have one of these fellas in my home. I just have to go out and shoot the shit out of one, get it stuffed, and staple it to the wall.
As a bald man, I've earned a bald eagle. Hell, I've earned as many bald eagles as I can kill. They represent me. I am a bald American.
Labels: animals, me, observations
posted by Dan G @ 12:50 PM
3 Comments
3 Comments:
i feel like giving my buddy dan a (well-deserved) noogie. before declaring open season on these majestic birds, please consider an alternate wall-hanging (like a bald tire..
You are a sick, sick man.
Alex made a bald eagle at Zoo camp today, but he decided his needed hair, so he colored the head brown.
Looks like prejudice against balness starts young in Topeka.
I'll have a talk with him tonight. I swear.
oh my gawd man, you are one messed up sick little bald puppy.
(heh heh)
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