I Gotta Go to More Games

Anyone who's been paying attention lately will know that the Mets have been absolutely terrible during June. Yes, they're in first place still, but that's only because the rest of their division has been doing just as terribly.

But I have the answer to the Mets' woes. You see, I've been to six ballgames this season so far, and the Mets have won all six. Their overall record at home as of this morning is 19-18. Without my six games, they'd be 13-18.

I've sat all over the stadium - above the foul pole (as pictured), level with third base in the corporate seats, in the mezzanine above home plate, ten rows back from the field a few yards beyond first base, and smack in the middle of the upper deck. The result has always been the same: Mets win.

If my budget and schedule allowed, I'd be out at Shea every day. I could single-handedly win the Mets a World Series ring.