Hillary's First Mistake

Even as the media praises the Clintons for their video satirizing the Sopranos finale (those of us without cable who watch these things on DVD are tired of failing to avoid hearing about endings of shows), this article discusses Hillary Clinton's ability in avoiding direct answers.

But I think I can safely say that Hillary has made her first major campaign mistake (if never disavowing her vote for the Iraq War somehow remains a non-mistake). She chose Celine Dion's "You and I" as her campaign theme song.

Celine Dion is a whiny, schmaltzy Canadian, who sings the goddamned worst songs ever written. This song by this "artist" will drive all potential supporters into psychiatric institutions.

Hillary's campaign is doomed. Doomed, I tell you.