Dickhead of the Week - Biology
Biology is at it again.
As someone who's suffered from migraines my entire life, I don't mind telling you that this article terrifies the shit out of me.
Nutshell version: Migrainers are more likely to suffer heart attacks and strokes.
Because, you see, it's not enough to suffer excruciating pain, spastic vision, and nausea on a regular basis.
Fuck you, Biology. First you give me a C in high school. Now you kill me.
You, Biology, are this week's Dickhead.
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3 Comments:
Chill. Next week they'll come out with a study that says those with migranes are geniuses and are better partners in the sack.
If you'd quit thinking so hard, maybe your brain wouldn't hurt so much.
bald bro, I can assure you that that much is already true.
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