No Longer Gay!
He may have been busted doing meth and getting massages from gay prostitutes, but after a stint in gay rehab (gayhab?), Ted Haggart is no longer gay.No longer will Ted Haggart fantasize about freebasing crank out of broken light bulbs while getting rubdowns from nubile men.
No more will Ted Haggart think about meth-fueled men while having sex with his wife.
Never again will Ted Haggart be aroused at the thought of a sweaty, speed-induced tryst with a firm-buttocked hunk of the male persuasion.
That's right. Ted Haggart is a straight man. He's only interested in his wife.
And vast quantities of crystal meth.
posted by Dan G @ 7:21 PM
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2 Comments:
Another INeffective dude who needs to Bic his head bald.
Okay, now that Haggart is cured, it may be your turn. :-)
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