Top of the 9th

Alright, people. It's fucking late. And there's one inning left. Commercials are ridiculous. Let's play ball!

Saito vs. Green - Saito wins, Green grounding to Ba Loney at first.

Saito vs. Valentin - Saito victorious, striking out Jose.

Saito vs. Julio Franco, who will outlive Methuselah -- He cannot out-swing Saito, who strikes him out.

Mets 9, Dodgers 5, with one half inning to go.