Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Everyone Gets Punished


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Originally uploaded by dangunderman.
My apologies to you, dear B&E readers, but I've decided it is time to turn on the "word verification" feature for commenting.

If you tend to read comment portion of things, here, at B&E, you may have noticed recently that the spammers have gotten through. In a simpler, purer time, it was enough that I didn't have a "blogspot" address. Somehow, making the jump from Blogger to a real dot-com address was too much for spammers.

But when there's marketing to be done, the marketing will get done. It is, after all, time to make the donuts. But I see no purpose to this marketing beyond annoying readers of now-sporadic blog posting (and, naturally, the blog's writer).

I get a little thrill when I receive comments. It makes me think that maybe someone's reading the now-sporadic pap I throw up onto the screen. And I want to do whatever I can to encourage people to tell me what's on their minds.

So no one is more disappointed than me in the decision to add a hoop to jump through for commenting on B&E. So please keep the comments coming, dear readers.

Unless you're spamming motherfuckers, whom I invite, with as little respect shown as possible, to have sex with themselves.

5 Comments:

At 8:53 PM , Blogger X said...

Just wondering...why is it okay to call spammers "motherfuckers" but not okay to tell them to "fuck themselves"? Why "have sex with themselves"? Such a euphemism could be interpreted by spammers as an invitation to masturbate. I certainly expected the language usage to be more effective.

 
At 7:21 AM , Blogger dan g said...

Well, x, if that is indeed your name, it is more than OK to tell "motherfuckers" to "fuck themselves," but I thought that using "motherfucker" and "fuck" in the same sentence would sound redundant. And it does.

 
At 8:00 PM , Blogger Ali said...

On another topic, where's the entry about today's plane crash/breaking news? Full time job, smool time job...

 
At 11:07 PM , Blogger X said...

Well, then did you ever think about replacing "motherfuckers" with "dipshits" or "cocksuckers"? Or even the more polite "assholes"? See, this is what I do...I provide solutions.

 
At 7:21 AM , Blogger dan g said...

I like the way you think, x, if that is indeed your name.

And now that I think about it, a motherfucker fucking themselves is actually contradictory while sounding redundant.

Everyone knows about the plane crash/breaking news by now, ali, if that is indeed your name.

 

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