Bottom of the 9th

I'm tired now, and I missed who was Chevrolet Player of the Game. I can't care. I just want the Mets to win already.

Wagner vs. Martin - Wagner wins, striking out Martin.

Wagner vs. Speechum Betimit - Wagner wins, striking out Speechum and making him look ugly in the process.

Wagner vs. Ba Loney - Ba Loney is not baloney, slapping a single into left.

Wagner vs. Ramon Martinez, whoever the hell that is - A battle, but Wagner wins with a flyout to Green in right.

METS 9, DODGERS 5

Hugs, celebrations, beer, and champagne. Now I'm pleasantly tired. I'm going to shower and go to bed, dreaming of my Mets and enjoying this victory. The NLCS is next, boys, so as Mad-Eye Moody might say, "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!"

Way to go, boys!