Bottom of the 8th

Come on, boys. I can't take this shit. Blow it wide open. Score some runs, goddammit. You're killing me.

Lead-off walk to Beltran. If you can't get a hit (and they haven't since the 1st damned inning), get on that way. Pitching change. Flores for Suppan. Man, Suppan pitched a great game. He killed me.

They're showing the replay of the Chavez catch again. I still can't fucking believe it. Now that killed me.

Delgado throws his bat at the ball to foul it off. Nice work, Carlos. Stayin' alive. Bee Gees. Carlos couldn't hold up his swing and strikes out. Damn. Now Wright. Man, this is killing me. Heart's racing. Thumping like crazy. Wright went around? I don't think so. Screw you, ump. You're killing me. Man, I'm stressed out. Come on, David. And he strikes out. Son of a bitch. His head was in left field.

And Green grounds out to first. Man, the Mets are fucking killing me.

Mets 1, Cardinals 1