Bottom of the 4th

I'm drinking a Virgil's root beer, in honor of Virgil, and because it's good.

Oh, the Borat movie. Please open soon, Borat.

Today, I saw a woman that looked like Scarlett Johanson, only ugly.

Delgado walks. Nice work, Carlos.

Tony LaRussa couldn't be less interested in giving his game-time interview. And he's got a nasty, sweaty upper lip. Nervous, Tony? Or just swarthy?

Wright hits into a fielder's choice. Delgado out and Wright on first. Green strikes out on a foul tip.

Valentin hit a foul ball a long way. Stupid foul ball. Valentin just got hit in the face by a bounced pitch. That must hurt like a motherfucker. He's gonna be purple tomorrow. Crap, that hurts.

Shea has gotten misty. Like the Johnny Mathis hit. And Endy Chavez flies out to end the inning.

Mets 1, Cardinals 1