Bottom of the 2nd

Russell Martin hits the first pitch for a single. This kid's good. And he's on first.

Now my favorite player name of all time is batting. Wilson "Speechum" Betimit. He flies out to Cliff Floyd. One out.

James Loney, i.e. Not-Garciaparra, bats now. Holy crap, that was a nice play. Jose Reyes fields a ground ball up the middle, trips and falls, gets up, steps on second base, and fires to first for a double play.

Now that's a quick inning.

Mets 3, Dodgers 0

I wonder if there's a way I can make this more interesting. Both for you and me. Let me think about this for a few innings...