Is a Dead Dickhead Still a Dickhead?
Proving that the wealthy and connected will consistently get out of doing any jail time for gross wrong-doings, Ken Lay, founder and destroyer of Enron (as well as the countless employees who trusted him), has died of an apparent heart attack, months before his sentencing.
This raises all sorts of ethical questions for me, as a big fan of Lay-bashing. I mean, the man's dead. So there's a certain amount of hypocritical respect to be paid, no?
Obviously, the biggest question of all: Can I consider Ken Lay a Shitbird, even if he never actually spent any time in jail?
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3 Comments:
seems like as good an argument against the death penalty as any. the shithead should have had to serve time.
Maybe I'm a JOB (Jaded Old Bastard) but I'm just gonna wonder in print: Is it possible that Kenny Boy actually committed suicide so that the government would back off from trying to collect that $43.5 million in fines and restitution?
Well, JOB (if that is indeed your name), I'm gonna wonder in print: Is it possible he's faked his death? (Thanks to the missus for putting that one in my head.)
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