Dickhead of the Week - Follow-Up - Ralph Reed

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Longtime Dickhead Ralph Reed has lost his bid to become Georgia's Lieutenant Governor.

He may claim that's the Holy Spirit shining brightly through the pearly gates of his mouth, but in actuality, that is the final remnant of his soul escaping its vehicle.

Yes, he was on that notorious golf trip arranged by Jack Abramoff. He received money from the gambling lobby via Jack Abramoff. But even without Jack Abramoff, he's a Dickhead. Ralph is widely credited (with much denial on his part) with encouraging the rumors that Senator John McCain had an illegitimate black baby in order to help Bush win the South Carolina primary back in 2000.

Turns out that his fellow Christians have seen him for the hypocrite he is.

At least a small majority has. Ralph "Only the Bible Do I" Reed received 46% of the primary vote, which of course begs the question, "What the hell are they smoking in Georgia?"