Well Done, Richie Rich!

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Originally uploaded by dangunderman.

I'd like to give a special shout-out to all the rich bastards in our fine nation for getting their tax breaks extended another couple years (now through 2010!).

You get to hold onto your personal fortunes at the expense of our poor, our weary, our huddled masses. On the plus side, our poor, our weary, and our huddled masses could well soon get deported.

So, rich fucks, I hope you find something worthwhile to spend your extra money on. Go for something flashy, maybe that fourth Hummer for the daughter who's about to turn sixteen. Maybe get a second yacht. One can never have too many boats. Put a down payment on that place in St. Barth's. Go live out your Pretty Woman fantasy.

But don't worry about our increasing deficits, our dying health care system, our suffering public schools, or our nation's poor underbelly.

Whatever you do, don't feel guilty. Just go fuck yourselves. You know, inbreeding. It's what you're good at.