Nice Goin', Genius

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Originally uploaded by dangunderman.

So our fair leader addressed the nation last night in an attempt to please everyone with regard to the immigration issue, and, as a result, pleased no one. It's sort of the political equivalent of Lite FM. You play it in your retail establishment because it offends the fewest number of customers, but no one actually enjoys it.

Well, I have a bone to pick with Mr. President. His speech sucked last night. Completely sucked. No, I didn't watch it in real time, and I didn't watch any clips or anything this morning. But it sucked anyway. How do I know?

With three episodes of 24 left, his speech set everything on the schedule back about twenty-five minutes. And so my pre-set VCR didn't capture the episode in its entirety.

It's one thing for the Commander-in-Bush to enact policies that wreck our country, or begin wars that destroy others. But it's another whole thing entirely when he ruins my escapism opportunities.

Especially when we're a mere three hours from the end of the earth, unless Jack Bauer can figure out a way to save us all.

If that's not grounds for impeachment, I don't know what is.