Dickhead Watch - The Enron Trial Concludes

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Ken Lay was convicted on all six counts leveled against him. There was also a separate trial with a judge's verdict, concerning four counts of Lay's no-longer-alleged bank fraud. Guilty there, too.

Jeff Skilling was facing 28 counts of fraud, conspiracy, and Dickheadedness, and was found guilty on 19 of those counts.

Sentences for fraud and conspiracy range between five and ten years for each count. These Dickheads face a lot of years in prison.

There is no maximum sentence for Dickheadedness, if you can believe it. You can be found guilty of Dickheadedness and not serve any jail time. Amazing, our legal system.

But they have not yet begun to fight. Appeals. We're looking at years of appeals.

I don't care what happens in the appeals process. These Dickheads will always be Shitbirds in my heart...