Dickhead of the Week - Randy Cunningham

Duke weeps
Originally uploaded by dangunderman.

Is it fair to name a jailbird Dickhead of the Week? If that jailbird is Randy "Duke" Cunningham, it is not only fair but balanced.

The Duke took bribes and then cried like a toddler about it on national television in a brave demonstration of his true sorrow and regret.

He's so sorry that he's refused to meet with the men investigating further improprieties. Looks like there may be more bribe-taking Dickheads in Congress.

Thing is, there's so much scandal going on in Washington right now, I'm not sure if it's one giant scandal or tons of mini-scandals. Duke's bribe-taking could be completely separate from the Abramoff scandal, which may not be a part of the Valerie Plame scandal, which may or may not be connected to the misuse of pre-war intelligence scandal, which might be unrelated to the domestic spying scandal, which may be completely divorced from the Tom DeLay money-laundering scandal, which might not have anything to do with...

You know what? It's one big scandal. The Devil made them do it.

"Get behind me, Duke!"