Thursday, April 20, 2006

A Word About the Mother Dickhead

Originally uploaded by dangunderman.
Scott "Go Ahead, Goyal" McClellan's resignation happened first thing in the morning along with a press conference featuring Dubya himself. By putting so much focus on Scottie, the White House essentially buried Karl "Boba" Rove's demotion. But Boba Rove has been stripped of the policy portion of his job description. It looks like a demotion. It smells like a demotion. Perhaps it's a demotion.

Naturally, the Bush administration is spinning this to say that they are allowing Boba Rove to focus on his strengths. They need his help to keep some seats in the 2006 midterm elections, and as a political/election strategist, Rove is second-to-none.

The administration spin is right, I say. Rove is more dangerous now than he was before. He has more time to concoct more schemes like the one he orchestrated against John McCain in South Carolina, implying that McCain fathered an illegitimate black child.

He's an electoral evil genius. And in the 18 hours those of us on the left have been laughing at his demotion, he figured out how Rick "Douchebag" Santorum can keep his seat in November.




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