Monday, April 03, 2006

Opening Day, Baby!

Originally uploaded by dangunderman.
With every single player in Major League Baseball under suspicion of using steroids, the bulky 63-year-old Tommy Glavine makes his start for Queens' burliest this afternoon to kick off another championship season for the Amazin's.

Yes, baseball season is officially upon us, making sweet, sweet love to us with all the tenderness of Senator Russell Feingold of Wisconsin.

Opening Day lineup, if I were Manager Willie Randolph of Brooklyn:

1) Jose "Take a Goddamn Pitch, Will Ya" Reyes, SS
2) Carlos "Better Have a Better Year" Beltran, CF
3) David "I'm dim but nice!" Wright, 3B
4) Carlos "US Out of North America!" Delgado, 1B
5) Clifford "Motherfuckin'" Floyd, LF
6) Paul "That's a Spicy Meatball" LoDuca, C
7) Xavier "Who?" Nady, RF
8) Anderson "Keith" Hernandez, 2B
9) Tom "Tommy Gun" Glavine, P

Trivia! New York apparently has a second baseball team! I'll keep you posted as information comes across home plate!



At 9:49 AM , Anonymous hilary said...

You don't have anything to do with this, do you? Please reassure us that your little obsession with the Democratic Senator from Wisconsin started after last April.

At 2:36 PM , Blogger dan g said...

My love for Russ transcends time.


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