Dickhead of the Week - John Boehner

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It was just a matter of time before a guy called Boehner lived up to his near-phallic name.

When Russ "Oh, So" Feingold introduced his resolution to censure the president for breaking the law through the wiretapping of American citizens, the wimpy Democrats took a few more steps to the right, away from a move marked by its boldness. "What's that smell? Boldness? Take cover!"

The Right, meanwhile, went on the attack, and John "Crap, I'm Losing My" Boehner (who, it should be pointed out, has only been getting in the way of the reforms he vowed to enact if elected party leader) went so far as to say that Russ loves terrorists. (Psst, Boehner... He's also a Jew...) And you're a Dickhead for lowering the political discourse and defaming a super Fein man.

Considering Russ is a lone gunman on this one, the Right got awfully defensive. It's almost like they know the president did something wrong.

Well, in spite of Russ's lack of party support and their fear that his move might somehow damage the party, Senator Feingold's approval ratings are like a sky rocket in flight. Afternoon Delight!

Watch dreamy Russ Feingold's appearance on the Daily Show here. Conveniently enough, Jon Stewart also played a portion of John "I Can't Get A" Boehner's speech, in which Boehner accused Russ of giving the terrorists the reach-around. That wasn't the exact vocabulary used, of course.