Dickhead of the Week - Follow-Up

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Some of you may recall Jack Abramoff. The man seems to be involved in just about every grand jury investigation in the country. Except maybe the Valerie Plame thing. But prosecutors probably just aren't looking hard enough.

Anyway, he got his prison sentence handed down today. 5 years, 10 months. That was the minimum possible, and the judge went lenient, because he's now singing like a canary in all those other investigations.

In fact, he and his partner in crime, Adam Kidan, aren't beginning their sentences for another 90 days, so that they can continue that lovely canary song prosecutors like so much.

Please, oh, please, oh, please ruin some juicy political careers, Jackie. Please, oh, please...

Meanwhile, he described the fraud case as "incredibly painful." Well, wait until he goes to prison. Somebody get Jackie the Oz DVDs. Now that's painful.

Yowza! Zang! ZzzP-POW!